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I was tagged by the extraordinarily lovely and talented . I've been reading other people's Tags this morning, so I was actually pretty excited about doing this one. It's long, though.


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Pits. Go for the odour first, ask questions later.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Purple.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Without doubt. I plan to do so this morning.

4. Do you plan outfits?
My "planning" consists of Hawaiian shirts and cargo pants...

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Pretty durn-burned exhilarated. It's unusual, but kind of nice.

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
Pepper, of course!

8. Person before that?
You know, I honestly can't remember...not that it matters.

10. What are you craving right now?
More coffee.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cauliflower, oddly enough.

12. Do you make prank calls?
Sweet mustard sauce, no.

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Repeatedly. It tended to work out rather poorly.

14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Oh, yes. Ryo-oki from "Tenchi". The red spot on is head lights up when you squeeze his paw. ^_^

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
"dancing" involves rhythm. This is something I have none of.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Certainly. But it usually doesn't help.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I chomp my ice cream. Licking ice cream is for the weak.

18. Do you like anyone right now?
Oh, yes. Lots of people.

19. What do you think of crickets?
I've only seen a few matches, but it looks pretty interesting. Might be a bit dull after a bit. Oh! The insect!?! I go to bait stores to buy the crickets and let them go.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Many. A couple I haven't mentioned in Journals are Jeff Foxworthy and Burt Ward (Robin from the "Batman and Robin" television show).

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Depends on my mood. It's good with a salad.

22. What are you listening to right now?
Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses.

25. Would you go sky diving?
Not on your freaking life.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
With extreme pleasure.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
With extreme pleasure.

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
Only my lovely sparkly red eyes...

30. Do you rent movies often?
Oui. Netflix and DeviantArt are about the extent of my online travels...

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
No one does anymore. Sandy Gambrell did in Mr. Hayes' class. She was teh hotzers.

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Can do, but won't.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Looks like another night with Carl, Thor, Gidget and Mojo Jojo. No, it's not a cartoon convention. Those are the pooches.

36. Brown or white egg?
Prefer brown because they're prettier. There's no difference health-wise - I have chickens and they told me that. What? I'm serious!

38. Ever been on a train?
Many times - a great way to travel.

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
Repeatedly and often.

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Oh, yes. The Noodle Phone plays "Dare". ^_^

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Working again, I presume.

44. Ever had cream puffs?
Yeah, man! We had a Belgian chef at a bakery I worked at, and he made the most scrumptious cremepuffs. They looked like little swans.

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
Sure, but I prefer them sauteed.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Is that a movie? Or do you mean actual cataclysmic change caused by a seemingly random event? In either case, I don't think so...

47. What was the last question you asked?
"How's your column coming?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I believe I got Aerosmith's Greatest Hits for my brother-in-law.

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
Oh, like I remember that. Busses had just been invented when I was in school.

51. Is your hair curly?
Very straight. Flaming, and thin.

52. Last time you cried?
I cry every day like clockwork.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
Not deliberately, but I do it occasionally by accident. A side effect of all the medication, I'm led to understand.

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....no.

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
PacSun is an evil thing, hell-bent on the destruction of our planet as we know it. Wait. What's PacSun?

56. Favorite time of the year?
Spring. Right now is good, in fact...

58. Favorite colours?
Cerulean, currently. ^_^

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes, indeed. I have a heart going down in flames tattooed on my foot to remind me of all the times I've had my heart broken by demon-women.

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
Pepper, I assure you.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No wai. Too noisy.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
I have no clue what you're on about.

64. Why was your default picture taken?
Default picture? Mystery to me. What in the name of Samson's moist armpits is a "default picture?"

65. Do you like your life right now?
It's the best.

66.How do you feel about love?
I'm in favour of it.

67.Whats you faverte animal
Armadillo, closely followed by the badger. But not honey badgers, because they go for the groin.

68.<--Wat happened to Q68??
You know, I've been asking myself that very question...

69. Do you have good vision?
Exceptional distance vision, but terrible up-close. Great light and dark vision, but not so hot with colour.

70. Can you hula hoop?
Oh, yes. It's the greatest.

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Not a chance. Forgiveness is a virtue I lack, much to my dismay.

72. Do you have a job?
Well, yeah. I'm an artist - I own a gallery...

74. What are you wearing?
Cargo shorts and boxers. I think they're blue.

75. What does your hair look like?
Striaght, too long, balding on top, red...or rather more orangish.

76. Ever climbed out a window?
Sure. It's a great way to spend a few moments. I recommend it highly.

77. Can you handle the truth?
Absolutely not. I'd much rather people lie to me to spare my feelings.

78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A bag of mortar mix. Really. Check my most recent Scrap.

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
As rarely as I can - I have a dread fear of telephones.

80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
3 hours - before Pepper and I got married. We'd often fall asleep on the phone.

81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
Oh, yes. Many, many more than that. Like I say, forgiveness is hardly my speciality.

83. Are you sarcastic?
Generally not. If I am, I usually indicate that I'm being sarcastic to make sure it's not misunderstood.

84. Have you ever slapped someone?
Sure. Who hasn't?

85. Do looks matter?
Unfortunately, they probably do. But you'd never know it by me; I don't give a flip about looks.

86. Do you use chapstick?
Almost never. I really enjoy the feel of rough scaly lips.

87. Are you too forgiving?
Good grief, no.

88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
You bet. I got a couple of Gorillaz items there, and some Emily The Strange, and Lenore.

89. Do you own a gun?
Never in a million, billion years. They should all be melted down to make Tonka trucks.

90. Where are you located?
Avarua. On the beach. It's lovely. You didn't mean that literally, did you?

91. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes, of course. ^_^

92. Do you like your hair?
I used to back when I was a kid, but these days it refuses to remain on my head.

93. Do you like yourself?
I'm feeling a lot better about myself, thank you very much.

95. Are you more pissed off, upset, or happy most of the time.
More happy than not, I think...

96. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I never have, to my knowledge. I'm not much on instant messenging because, like telephones, you can't really think about what you're saying very long...

97. Random statement:
"Look! An extension cord!"

99. What are you doing today?
Off to the gallery to finish the last commission still outstanding and work on Veronica's portrait.

100. TAG 5 PEOPLE-
Not on your life. You wanna do this, then do it. I'm not the arbiter of your personal freedom...



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